Guaranteed
Two Phrases
NEVER before uttered in the same sentence
May 28,
2005
My life has had lots of surprises since 1998,
but even my most
optimistic friends would not have predicted this:
You would not believe how NATURALLY this can
be inserted into a
conversation:
Drive Through Window Guy: You want a double
cheeseburger and a Diet
Coke?
Me: Did you say something about Harvard?
DTWG: No.
Me: I did get a full ride scholarship to
Harvard.
DTWG: Do you want fries with that?
We live in an age where people get too much information, so I
don’t
mention that the class is only for a week, and that the scholarship was
obviously based on need, not merit. Why overload people?
My wife, who the term `long suffering’
was invented, has
grudgingly accepted my plans to have t-shirts made for the whole
family. She
has drawn the line at tattoos.
Speaking of my dear one, her birthday is
Monday May 30th.
Would you call her on her cell and wish a happy birthday or email her?
Her
number is 682-551-8040. We go back to
Your pal,